btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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