New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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