Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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