Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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