Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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