We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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