Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming