So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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