why didn't you poke me back
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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