the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Randomize
