Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
The ass gains better be worth it
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