what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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