you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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