You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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