Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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