a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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