we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
