There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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