I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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