Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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