even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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