I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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