Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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