? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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