I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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