R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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