So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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