"it" just moved
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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