pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Two words: blizzard sex
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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