Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Dick very happy bro
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