What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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