He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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