i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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