Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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