take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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