I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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