My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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