I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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