He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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