is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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