its not stalking. its research.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
