Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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