i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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