Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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