it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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