fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
barbara walters just said penis...
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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