SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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