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would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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