Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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