so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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