We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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