What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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