great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Rumble strips road head = magical
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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