Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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