apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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