You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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