So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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