i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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