I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I could make wine with my vomit
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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