She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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