mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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